redninjakitty14-fanfictions:

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

i need more of these

caboodlederps:

biwillow:

foxinu:

perfectdogs:

Retro pugs. 

This is a recreation of the original pug. They can do many things the modern pug can't, like going out in cold and heat and actually working. They are not perfect, but maybe one day they will be.

these are adorable. the tails aren’t so tightly curled either, which is nice.

just something to think about: Pug breeding in Germany is not the same as Pug breeding elsewhere. Germany has anti-torture breeding restrictions, due to breeds like Pugs and Pekes not being able to just be dogs. MPRV Pugs have longer legs, extended muzzles, less-tightly curled tails, and eyes that sit IN the head and look in the same direction!

this breeding practice needs to spread.

http://pedigreedogsexposed.blogspot.ca/2010/12/pugs-lets-face-it.html

"Qualzucht? Nein Danke!"

Everyone needs to read that link posted above! 

I know that Pugs are a very well loved breed, especially on Tumblr, but more people need to be aware of the health problems they have due to the way they look. I implore you all to read that link, because it explains why a longer nose is better, why a straighter tail is better. It explains why the Pugs looks need to change and where breeders are going wrong. It’s wrong to breed a dog just for aesthetics and in doing so cause a mass amount of health problems, it causes problems to things that should be easy for anything living e.g. breathing. 
Breeding Pugs the way we are, the problems they face now are only going to get worse in the future and that’s scary. Doesn’t health and happiness come before aesthetics? If you really, truly loves dogs and Pugs in particular, you’d understand that the step forward is to out-breed Pugs and to make them healthier.

These Retro Pugs aren’t perfect, but they’re so much better and it makes me so happy. This is what Pugs should look like, this way they’ll have a new lease of life. 
Retro Pugs are the way forward and if everyone follows, it’s a bright future for the Pug. 

Oh god yes, everybody needs to know about retro-pugs! It’s a wonderful effort to decrease the many many healthproblems pugs have via crossbreeding with different, more healthier breeds. The pugs maintain their goofy sweet look, just a little sturdier and often a little bigger and with longer legs. There are a couple of great breeders in Germany that I’ve been keeping an eye on for years now.

Also they usually still have their very pug-typical character and personality, with the added bonus of being healthier and less prone to diseases and ailments. So when I’m going to have a pug - and one day I WILL - I’ll definitely buy a retropug :3

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

How do you take your Mcfassy?

spaceycrazylady:

 Serial Killer Mcfassy?

Shirtless assassin Mcfassy?

WWII Mcfassy?

Sci-fi Mcfassy?

Talented Mcfassy?

Faun Mcfassy? 

Street Criminal Mcfassy?

Classy Mcfassy?

THE CHOICES NEVER END

starrose17:

Part 4 of the Teacher/Student AU.

Erik had had a long stern talk with himself a few weeks back, telling himself with no shortness of morality that he really had to stop these lewd thoughts about his student Charles Xavier before he did something he and the poor boy would regret.

However, one began to think said boy was not as pure as his innocent blushes in class and awkward flirting out of it would suggest, if the way he was making himself comfortable on the long couch in Erik’s office would suggest.  He’d asked for some extra tuition help, and Erik had of course agreed to help him because that was his job, he would never refuse any student and his own throbbing libido would be held back because he was not an animal.

But the boy was not making it easy.

Moving that one leg slowly to ensure there was a lovely view of his arse, while keeping unblinking eye contact the entire time…Erik was definitely sure there was more to Xavier than met the eye.

The boy knew what he was doing.

And if he didn’t then Erik was going straight to hell.

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Part 1

Part 2

Part 3